Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Down at The Water Hole




















Meanwhile down at The Water Hole Bar & Road Kill Grill, the "Tall Dark Stranger" continues his tale of Bravado and Mayhem.
Carlos: " You're saying that female prairie dog is over ten years old?  How can that be?"
Tall Dark Stranger: "She is much older than ten years old my young friend, she is at least 500 years old."
Zak the bear, "No shit?"
TDS: "No shit.  That little Viking helmet she got when she was a Viking warrior.  Rumor has it that she is an immortal and can not die."
Bob the Buffalo: "I bet I could stomp her into her afterlife!"
TDS:  "I don't think so my humpback friend. She would probably stick those horns of yours in a place where the sun don't shine."
Carlos the coyote: "Okay stranger, why is she here now?"
The tall dark stranger took a draw from his corn cob pipe, closed his eyes as if he were going into a trance and after a few minutes of deafening silence opened his eyes and stated:  "She is looking for something she wants most in her life....."
Carlos:  "What do you think that is stranger?"
TDS: "Who knows?"

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