Bear with me folks the gag line will be along shortly.
At Disneyland there are many ways that management can torture both employees and the "Guest" or tourist who are willing to fork out lots of money to stand around in endless lines and pay exorbitant amounts of money for phony international food and entertainment.There is one ride that has been at Disneyland since the late 1960s that goes beyond the vale of torture of anyone who spends the time to ride that ride from Hell. Tomorrow I will tell you about this this closeted secret of Disney Corp and their plan for world domination!
I rode that ride back in 1971 and still have nightmares about that demonic vision of the future of mankind. It almost drove me mad in 1971 and I am sure it has been driving people mad to this day.
Curse you Disney for all your freaking Cuteness and Authoritarian view of world order!
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