Thursday, August 15, 2013

Black power!!!

I am sure there is someone in the federal government who, upon noticing there was only White bears at the North Pole decided that we needed to bus in some of our American Black Bears. Nothing wrong with that idea is there?

Q: What's a balanced diet for a polar bear?
A: A seal in each paw!
Q: Why do polar bears have fur coats?
A: Because the seals laughed at them when they wore parkas!
Q: What's another reason polar bears have fur coats?
A: Because they would freeze in Hawaiian shirts!
Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A: A polar bear.
Q: Have you ever seen a man-eating polar bear?
A: No, but down at the restaurant I once saw a man eating chicken!

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