Please keep in mind that this is just a simple parady of a television show. Like James Bond, Jack Bauer can not be killed and each season he gets tortured at least 4-5 times and just when the bad guys are about to cut off some part of his body with a rusty old saw or knife the leader gets a phone call and leaves Jack to escape and kill everyone in the building. I always wonder why don't they just blow James Bond as soon as they catch him but then the movie would not have a good ending.
Next Tuesday:
Torturing of Jack Bauer!
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Jack Bauer was once charged with attempted murder in Los Angeles County, but the judge dropped all charges because Jack Bauer never "attempts" murder.
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Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
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