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WHAT’S the difference between a mother-in-law and a vulture?
The vulture waits until you’re dead before it eats your heart out.
The vulture waits until you’re dead before it eats your heart out.
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HOW many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two Mothers-in-law.
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Fred and Rick were in a pub. Fred says to his mate,
'My
mother-in-law is an angel.'
Rick replies, 'You're lucky. Mine is still alive.'
Rick replies, 'You're lucky. Mine is still alive.'
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