Santa's List

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? 

A rebel without a Claus.
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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

 Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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  ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L!!)!

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 A man went to his psychiatrist and said,
"What's wrong with me? I'm afraid of Santa."
The psychiatrist said, "You must be Claustrofobic."