If the Pope can have a Secret Service detail, why not Santa Claus.
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"It now appears that as many as a dozen members of the Secret Service
were involved in that Colombian prostitution scandal. Now six of the
agents have been reassigned. The other six are now party planners for
the GSA."
–Jay Leno
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"This year the government will spend a trillion dollars more than it
will take in. Experts say 32 percent of our taxes go to defense. And the
rest buys hookers for the Secret Service."
–Craig Ferguson
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