AIR LINE IN FLIGHT HUMOR (KINDA SORTA)
"If you smoke, please wait until you arrive at a designated smoking area to light up, which (in California) would be outside."
"Please use caution when opening the overhead compartments as shift happens!"
From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane."
Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going
to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish,
but please stay inside the plane till we land. It's a bit cold outside,
and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."
After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you
enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a
ride."
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. Whoa!"
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