You can not do that in public!

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"After 16 days of competition, the closing ceremony for the Winter Olympics is this Sunday. 

Vladimir Putin was like, 

'It has been fun time, 

 and I'm sad to see everyone escape . . . 

I mean, get away . . .

 I mean, go home.'"

–Jimmy Fallon 

"This weekend is George Washington's birthday. 

Washington had probably the hardest job of any other president because he had no predecessor to blame things on.

 He was out there all on his own."

 –David Letterman