Friday, February 7, 2014

BORIS THE RUSSIAN BEAR AT THE OLYMPICS

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 When you wake up from hibernation early
 you get hungry.
 When you get hungry you go looking for food. 
When you go looking for food at Sochi,
accidents happen. 
When accidents happen you stumble on to the 
Olympic Ski Jump.
 When you step on to the ski jump you start sliding 
down the icy ski jump.
And when you slide down the Olympic ski jump, the Russians think you are a terrorist in a fur coat and start shooting at you.
 If you wake up from hibernation at Sochi, go back to sleep and not get mistaken for an Islamic Terrorist in a fur coat.
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Poor old Boris the Russian bear.   For the length of the Olympics we shall be looking at the Winter Olympics through the eyes and stomach of Boris the Russian bear who just happens to live near Sochi Russia.

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