Thursday, May 1, 2014

SHOWING OFF.




















I got the inspiration for this at the Denver Zoo watching one of the zoo's Rhinoceros showing off for the humans.

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How do you spell rhinoce... rinocero... rhinosera...  
How would you know if I spelt it right?

Why do rhinos have horns? 
To tell other animals to get out of the way.

What do you call a rhino without a horn? 
Quiet.

Can rhinos see well? 
Ever seen a rhino with specs?

What did the rhino say to Napoleon Bonaparte?
 Nothing. Rhinos don't speak French. 
 How can you tell that a rhinoceros has been in your fridge?By the footprints in the custard.
Why do rhinos paint their feet yellow? So that they can hide upside-down in the custard.
Did you ever find a rhinoceros in your custard? No? Well, it must work.
How do you know there is a rhinoceros in the oven? You cannot shut the door.
How do you make a rhinoceros float? With two scoops of ice-cream, a bottle of cream soda, and a rhinoceros.

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