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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA?
"Look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"
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"These guys were down in Gitmo and now they get freed after 10 or 15
years. So now they're released and they get to fly home. And I'm
thinking, if you go to the airport and you're stuck behind these guys in
security, good luck."
–David Letterman
"When they sent the Taliban thugs back to Qatar, they got picked up in a stretch camel."
"When they sent the Taliban thugs back to Qatar, they got picked up in a stretch camel."
–David Letterman
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