Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Ah Vant to Suck Your Blood!


















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Why did Dracula drive on the motorway?
- Someone told him it was a main artery!

Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula 
 
Q: What does a vampire fear most?
  • A: Tooth decay 
  • Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
    A: At a blood bank
  • Q: What does a baby bat say before going to bed?
    A: Turn on the dark. I'm afraid of the light!
  • Q: What is Transylvania?
    A: Dracula's terror-tory
  • Q: Where does Dracula water ski?
    A: On Lake Erie
  • Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
    A: By blood vessels.
 

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