Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Bon Appetit

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Lots of times when I am trying to come up with a gag idea, I will pick a broad subject and from there seek out a funny idea about that subject.   Here I was trying to convey how funny it is that raccoons wash their hands before eating garbage. 
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"Happy birthday to former President Bill Clinton. 
He turned 68 today, or as he calls, 'one away from the fun one.'" 
–Jimmy Fallon
(Please note that Bill is one month older than me
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Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He didn't, he got hit by a car.

Q: Why did the Raccoon cross the road? 
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
 Three weeks later, a raccoon walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
 He took the precious book out of the raccoon's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" 
"Not really," said the raccoon.
 "Your name is written inside the cover."
 
 

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