mmmmmm good.

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"This week President Obama gave a big speech

 from White House where he outlined his plan 

to quote 'degrade and ultimately destroy' 

the terror group ISIS. When asked how, 

he said, 'I'll build their website.'" 

 –Jimmy Fallon

"British Prime Minister David Cameron

 went to Scotland this week to persuade 

citizens of the country to vote 'no' on leaving 

the U.K. He said, 'It's never worked out 

for anyone-well except America, and

 Canada, Australia, India,

and . . . I'll stop talking now.'"

 –Jimmy Fallon