It's hard to be green

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Further adventures of our pint sized 

Frankenstein Monster. 

 

"At a polling station while President Obama 

was standing next to a woman,

 a man shouted out, 'Hey, Mr. President, stay away from my girlfriend.' He didn't say this because 

Obama was flirting with her, but because his girlfriend is a Democrat running for re-election." 

–Conan O'Brien

"Looks like they're working out the Ebola situation.

 The CDC has released new guidelines 

about what healthcare workers should

 wear to protect themselves when

 treating Ebola patients. For starters, 

this Halloween they've outlawed 

the slutty hazmat suit." 

–Conan O'Brien

"It was Game 1 of the World Series tonight. 

The Kansas City Royals haven't been in the 

World Series since 1985. Things were very 

different back then. Tensions were high 

with Russia, Congress locked up in partisan 

bickering, my career was in the dumps. 

These are all bad examples." 

–Craig Ferguson