Friday, October 31, 2014

Oh....Bother!

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"The man in charge of investigating
 the 2012 Secret Service prostitution scandal 
has quit after he himself was caught
 with a prostitute – which explains why
 President Obama just appointed an irony czar." 
–Jimmy Fallon

"David Nieland, the man investigating
 the Secret Service prostitution scandal, 
was caught with a prostitute. 
I don't know what's more surprising 
— that they caught him with a prostitute,
 or that the Secret Service actually
 caught someone." 
–Jimmy Fallon

"Next month Joe Biden is scheduled to
 make stops in Turkey, Ukraine, and Morocco
 to discuss foreign policy issues
 — while his advisers are learning how to say
 'We're sorry' in all three languages."
 –Jimmy Fallon

"The investigator who led the probe 
in the Secret Service prostitution scandal
 was caught with a prostitute. 
When cops found them together,
 he said, 'Hey, I'm
investigating here.'"
 –Conan O'Brien

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