The Monster Awakens.

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Further adventures of our Vampire Squirrel 

and his side kick E-Gore.  

Somehow they are now in the wrong 

Cartoon series about the

 mini Frankenstein Monster and are 

simply following

 the script I have given them. 

Tomorrow once again we will be visiting the

Pointy Eared Boss of Acme Inc.  

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"A new poll shows that only a slim majority of 

Americans think the country is prepared for an 

Ebola outbreak. But I think we deal with 

 outbreaks pretty well. It only took us a 

couple of months to completely eradicate

 Gangnam Style." 

–Seth Meyers

"New York City is overrun with rats. 

We have so many rats that today 

Mayor Bill de Blasio was on live television

 asking every citizen here to make sure 

to have your rat neutered." 

–David Letterman

"I was very happy to see that our old friend 

Jay Leno is coming back to television. 

He's coming back to CNBC 

and he's got a brand-new show. 

Jay drives a variety of exotic vehicles,

 and each week he runs down a different 

NBC executive." 

–David Letterman