And they lived happy ever after

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A man died and went to heaven.

 As he stood in front of St. Peter 

at the Pearly Gates,

 he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. 

He asked, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks,

 Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. 

Every time you lie, the hands on your

clock will move.”

“Oh,” said the man, “Whose clock is that?”
“That’s Billy Graham‘s. The hands have never 

moved, indicating that he never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said the man, 

“And whose clock is that one?” St. Peter responded, 

“That's Abraham Lincoln‘s clock. The hands have 

moved twice, telling us that Abe

 told only two lies in his entire Life.”

“Where’s Hillary Clinton‘s clock?”

 asked the man.

“Hillary’s clock is in Jesus’ office.

 He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”