Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Sidney the Sheep

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"I try to be level-headed when you have
 a problem like the Ebola outbreak. 
A couple of years ago there was what
 they call a pandemic. I called my doctor 
and I asked him what to do in the case
 of a pandemic. He said to make sure
 you sterilize your pan." 
–David Letterman

"I want to settle everybody down.
 Let me put this in perspective for you. 
Your chances of catching Ebola
 are the same as the Jets
 chances of making the play-offs."
 –David Letterman

"The White House computers were hacked.
 They stole all of Michelle Obama's 
secret kale recipes." 
–David Letterman

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