Wednesday, November 12, 2014

They come in the night



















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"Thank heaven Election Day is over.
 No more campaign ads, no more
 mud-slinging, no more candidates
 pretending they're straight. It's over! "
 –Craig Ferguson

"For the first time in history, 
Congress has 100 women in it.
 Congratulations. Welcome to modern times,
 America. It's great having 100 women in Congress.
 Unless you're in line for the congressional bathroom.
" –Craig Ferguson

"It's fantastic that Congress has an increasing
 number of women. Experts call an increasingly
 female presence in a previously
 male space 'the Bruce Jenner effect.'" 
–Craig Ferguson

"Clay Aiken ran for Congress
 in North Carolina. But he didn't make it. 
Clay Aiken is famous for coming in 
second in a TV popularity contest that most
 people got fed up with years ago. 
He also lost on 'American Idol.' "
–Craig Ferguson

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