Today is pretend day!

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Karl the Grump Rabbit can  not get out of 

this wonderful place until he gets a better attitude. 

 Reminds me of a joke I once heard where a

 Army Sergeant was upset by the low moral

 of his troops.  "Men," said he,"We can not 

have you mopping around just because your mommy

 isn't here to hold your hand.  So until your moral

 gets better there will be no more ice cream

 and cookies before I tuck you in at night." 

 Now if it had been a Marine Sergeant he

 would have said something  like this "What the

 ******** is going on you *********, 

if I don't start seeing some ***** happy ******faces 

around here, you******* Jar Heads are ******* 

wish your ******** you were back in

 ********.....,********** Afghanistan playing

 with the ( &%$#@^) Taliban!"

As I remember it, the main difference

 between the US Army and the

 United States Marine Corps is that the

 Army is covered by the Geneva Convention.