The Church Of It Don't Matter

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Please note that at the Church of it Don't Matter,

 the subject of Jesus Christ is just a sideline.  

People who come to the Church of It Don't Matter 

come for the entertainment and to get away

 from the kids for an hour.  An hour a  week

 is all it takes to be saved from an 

eternity of hell fire and damnation.

  Think of it as long as you can fork out the cash donations your every need is met

 for an hour a week including cleansing 

your sinful soul.

Brother Dave (the Rat) always gives an uplifting sermon that makes you feel good

 all over like the spirit of Christ has oozed

 all over your body.

 Praise the LORD & pass the donation basket, 

give until it hurts and let's all say

 PRAISE THE LORD, & HAL-LAY-LU-YAH.

Tomorrow there will be changes at

 The Church of It Don't Matter.  

Can Jim and Tammy Fey as well as Jerry Falwell

 be causing a ruckus for the new church?