Hiding Punxsutawney phil

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Bill Murray keeps waking up on Groundhog Day,  day after day after day, in the movie, but so does Phil.  Will Phil ever find happiness, will he wake up to the day after Groundhog Day.  Stay tuned and find out.

The Rest Of The Story.

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In the Movie "Groundhog Day", 

we are led to believe that it is Bill Murry 

the TV Weather Guy,  

who is having to live Groundhog Day 

over and over again

 until he got it right.

 What if Phil  the groundhog 

was also living  the same day over and over again?  

Tomorrow more of this never ending day, 

from Phil's  point of view.

Nothing to see here

 It is all semantics and the press as well

 as the race card people have been

 calling so many people racists 

it has lost it's original meaning. 

It's hump day. Whoopie.

Grand father Clause

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And some people are the most happy when they can make the most ruckus. 

Things can be worse, just wait a few minutes

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No matter how bad things seem,

 they could always  get more worse.

I guess I have tortured Karl enough. 

 Tomorrow, I will release Karl 

back to his hole in the ground.

Brother Smyth&Westen II

 Please note that these comic strips 

are about a couple of young Mormon

 Missionaries that I call 

Brothers Smyth and Westen..

Not to be confused with

 the gun makers Smith  & Wesson. 

I am a member of the Mormon faith 

and this is my way of spreading the

 Gospel and what it means to be a Mormon. 

 I only post the cartoons of The Brothers on Sunday 

 the rest of the week I post cartoons 

about the North Park Critters.

 The common image of a Mormon Missionary 

is a young kid, short sleeve white shirt and tie

 riding a bike from home to home. 

 Fact is that the Mormon church 

is the only church that sends out almost 100,000

 young male and female missionaries

 into the world to spread the faith.

Today is pretend day!

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Karl the Grump Rabbit can  not get out of 

this wonderful place until he gets a better attitude. 

 Reminds me of a joke I once heard where a

 Army Sergeant was upset by the low moral

 of his troops.  "Men," said he,"We can not 

have you mopping around just because your mommy

 isn't here to hold your hand.  So until your moral

 gets better there will be no more ice cream

 and cookies before I tuck you in at night." 

 Now if it had been a Marine Sergeant he

 would have said something  like this "What the

 ******** is going on you *********, 

if I don't start seeing some ***** happy ******faces 

around here, you******* Jar Heads are ******* 

wish your ******** you were back in

 ********.....,********** Afghanistan playing

 with the ( &%$#@^) Taliban!"

As I remember it, the main difference

 between the US Army and the

 United States Marine Corps is that the

 Army is covered by the Geneva Convention.

Throw away the key.

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Karl the grumpy old rabbit now finds himself in jail 
with no get out of jail free card.   

But fear not he will soon be released because
 of a clause in the law.

Let it go.

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Bring your daughter to work day.  So much fun...

for the daughter.

Tomorrow continues the trials and tribulation 

of Karl the grumpy old rabbit as he attempts 

to take on the bloated federal government 

and it's own version of the law of the land.

  A place where federal rules and regulations

 hold as much legaleses as laws passed by Congress. 

 They say that on  any given day every 

American Citizen will probably break

 some law they had no idea that existed. 

 Such is life in today's America.

CONSTITUTION?  WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING CONSTITUTION!

The FBH wants to hear from you.

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This is a little known function of the federal government,

 keeping us "happy".

Well Campers.... are you happy? 

If not, you may be found guilty

 and sent to prison until you get happy.

Tomorrow will start the next series of Karl and the Feds. Is Karl the Bunny even capable to ever being happy?

Maybe we should try something different

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     I woke up yesterday with this cartoon

 burned into my brain. 

 I mean no disrespect to either Joseph Smith

 or television commentator Glenn Beck.

 The idea was that since before I was born 

our answer to Islamic violence against other Muslims,

 Christians, Jews and anyone who do not fit into their 

model of social and religious behavior was more violence. 

 It got me to thinking: what if everyone who

was not involved with Islamic Jihad,

 started to pray for those soul so filled 

with hate and revenge.  

As we used to say it can't hurt.  

The reason I used our prophet Joseph Smith, 

who I testify was a true prophet of God just 

like Noah, Moses, Issac and Abraham, 

was that he is the perfect person to pray 

for the souls  of those tortured people.

 Those misguided Islamic Terrorists, 
so full of hate that they have almost gone mad

 with a desire to harm other people. 

 One might say it is our Christian duty.

"But I say unto you, Love your enemies,

 bless them that curse you, do good to 

them that hate you, and pray for them 

who spitefully use you, and persecute you" 

 Mathew 5:44

Bing! is back.

                                                                                                         

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Not everyone is happy about 

Bing! being back.

They came a knocking.

I am a Mormon, I belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.  As such I have decided to start this series of two little Prairie Dog Mormon Missionaries.  I call them Brothers Smyth and Weston, not to be confused by the gun maker Smith&Wesson.

Recently after 40 years absence I returned to the church of my youth and am kinda sorta learning all over again what it means to be a Mormon.  I will be posting cartoons pertaining to the little brothers each Sunday and hopefully you will find at least a little fun and humor in each of my cartoons.

Below is the first of many to come cartoons of my little Mormon Brothers in Christ.

BAAAAAAH!

My original idea for a caption was how bears count sheep, but when I showed this to my wife, she said Baaaalie Ball.  So that is why this is called Baaaaaalie ball.  I am sure there are other little know sports that wild critters play when humans are not around...Check out tomorrow's cartoon for another wild and wooly sport played by the wild animals.

over coming with the power of Grace

I have personally taken on a change of life style. 

 These changes in my own life I would not

 have been able to complete without the

 intervention from our Lord Jesus Christ. 

 Amazing stuff, the power of Grace.

It was on the tip of my tongue.

The older one gets the more often this happens.

Down from the mountain

For anyone who has been living in a cave

 or out side the USA, Billy Mays, 

when he was alive was on TV 

daily pitching some new sort

 of new product only sold on television. 

His pitch line was,

 "But wait there is more...."

 

Please, keep it to your self.

"Thou Shalt Not Bragg", should be the 11th commandment. 

 

He is toast.

Bing!  The bunny is still in a lack of coffee induced comma.  

As one can plainly see his friend Dave, his friends have a deep concern for Bing's health.  I am sure Bing! will be up and just as bouncy as ever tomorrow.

My kingdom for a cup of coffee!

Bing! The bunny, is going through no coffee withdrawals. 

 It lasts for a few days or weeks but one day

 soon he will be back to his bouncy self.  

The little mouse I introduced today, 

his name is Dave, named after a former brother in-law. 

 Very fitting because the mouse Dave, 

is a conniving little son of a gun 

who has the morals of a...rat or mouse.

Cranky Old Bunny Day

Little known fact:  today is the day

 that Karl the cranky old bunny 

comes out of his burrow and sees his shadow,

it means that sometime in the next four weeks

 the Super Bowl is played.

If he doesn't see his shadow 

it means that it is snowing

 and he goes back to bed

Coffee? We ain't got no freaking coffee!

Today I have stopped drinking any kind of coffee

....Wake me up when I am done.  

I wonder if this will effect Bing's thumpery ways.

Those are quotation bunnies

Mush!

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  Milo the mailman with his trusty dog sled led by 

Bobby the Werepoodle and Cujo the Chihuahua.

             To be continued 

I AM CHARLIE!  

In response to yesterday's killing of the

 French Cartoonists in Paris by Islamic gun men.

Colorful Colorardo

    Introducing Bing!'s cousin Karl. 

 One might say Karl

 has a few humble opinions of life.

Who am I to judge?

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Sometimes we are are worst judge and jury. 

 We see us for all the in perfections

 and many times do not realize our good points

 far out weigh our bad points.

"To infinity... and beyond!"

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This Cartoon has absolutely no social redeeming features.  But it was kind of fun drawing.

Take a deep breath and call me in the morning

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Next up, let's do some yoga to get less stressed.  Ironically Bing! is who causes Milo the most stress...but that is another story for another time.

New Years Resolution

HAPPY 2015!

                               This shows hon truly evil Bing! The bunny is.