The family reunion #120

Finally Captain Harrah shows up down at Lewie's Bar and Grill.

It looks like I have the entire family on the 

Enterprise, they just don't know it.

Arkady's birthday #119

Today's is Arkady's 45th birthday.  Cisco the Cockroach decided to give Arkady a few unwanted opinions.

Sometimes the best opinions are the ones we keep to our self.

Opus visit to Lewie's Bar #118

Been rather tired lately causing my cartoon drawing a lot slower than normal.  Things will pick up in the next couple weeks.
Today we have a guest appearance from another comic strip.  

Apparently Lewie has no clue who this short squatty guy is, but knowing Lewie I doubt it would make any difference

A game of Darts #117

Today we catch George and Columbo having some fun in a dart game.  Darts in outer space, now there is an experiment they could do up on the space station.  In the interest of science of course.

Cockroaches in outer space? Why not, they are all over down here. 

I am calling my cockroach Cisco as in the Cisco Kid.  I also hate to mention that I was inspired by the cock roach in Bloom County.

Lewey's humble little bar #115

Lewey the Robot runs a pretty ship shape bar in the lowest level of the Enterprise.  At any given time some member of the crew will show up and unlike the TV show Star Trek many of our crew members are a wee different than normal folk.

Even Lewey has morals when it comes to what happens in his bar.  Strange, I just never thought of having an out of body experience as being kinky but when you think about it... all the kinky deviant stuff you could do while on one of those out of body jaunts around the neighborhood.

By the way the name Lewey comes from the old movie Casablanca.  He played a French Cop and was good friends with Rick the owner of the American Bar in Casablanca.  The robot is actually Robbie the robot, from the movie "The Forbidden Planet."  Saw that thing when I was 9 years old and it gave me nightmares for a week,  I loved it!  As a matter of fact next months segment I am calling "Visit to the Planet of the Undead" is based on that movie.

One last thing the blond lady at the end of the bar is Luann Harrah, the other Grandma, she has consented to be a X-Wing fighter pilot and has no idea her husband is the captain of the Enterprise.

Post Op Tales of Combat Bravado #115

After the life and death mission the Viper pilots have flown they decide to head off to the Enterprise bar called Planet Hollywood  to tell their versions of what just happened.     

I  wonder if Fred is having second thoughts of flying combat mission after combat mission when he could be leading a nice safe simple life back as the ship's custodian...

Calvin you are so grounded? # 119

Sometimes size does matter...What if Calvin from Calvin and Hobbs was a giant squid? Remember those flights of fantasy he would go into when he was stressed out ? 

But will Calvin really be grounded when he has his beloved Hobbs to talk to?  

Playing With His Food #118

THE GIANT SQUID LIKES TO PLAY WITH HIS FOOD BEFORE EATS IT.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE GIANT SQUID IS PLAYING TOY PLAYS WITH THE REAL VIPERS.  MY WIFE THOUGHT THE SQUID WAS TIED UP IN KNOTS.  NO, JUST PLAYING JET AIR PLAINS LIKE MY KIDS USED TO DO WHEN THEY WERE MUCH YOUNGER.

Action on the Big Screen Monitor #117

like a scene from 20.000 leagues under the sea the giant space squid comes closer to the Star Ship Enterprise. All the time several of the assigned fighters try to repel the beast.

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BTW Rebecca is my step Daughter.  We normally call her Becky but her mother told me it had to be Rebecca, so there you have it.  In real life Rebecca has a PHD in lazer/  biology...or something like that.  Her plane of thought is way above my head.  Each week end she spend climbing another mountain along the Continental Divide and at work she is currently shooting lazer rays into brain cells.  please note in reality Lasers make no no noise and create no light beam.   

StarDate 13790. #116

The Calvary arrives from the Rebel alliance and those from the dark side do not like the odds against them.

Thus we start the next chapter in this long running drama/comedy of man's quest to kill off off cancer in our life time.    Below was the original painting of the X-Wing fighters in formation.

Coop Sky Walker and His Minions #115

Meanwhile down in the Jedi Knight training area, we find Coop with his minions.

A little family reunion,  between grand pa and grandson.

I am currently recovering from my stomach operation and now have pneumonia and an infection in my feeding tube.  Needless to say I am really tired these days.

Party Time #114

Sounds of a sort of a party from Clinton's Klingon Bird of Prey.  Bill Clinton Donald the Trump and Darth Vader having a good time during their discussions to take out the Star Ship Enterprise?  

Women just see time differently than men do.

Getting down to what is really important #113

It is kind of hard to see but the pirate ship is parked just to the back of the Klingon Bird of Prey and Darth
Vader and Donald the Trump are about to set about some very serious talks with Hillary and Bill about taking out the Star Ship Enterprise.

One thing old Hillary will have deal with, Darth Vader and Donald the Trump do not deal well with females & what is important to her is not a big deal to the guys.  

 Also please note that Bill has this power that when other guys are around him they start to acting like him.  Since this is the opening weekend of NFL Football I have a feeling these war plans discussions are about to turn into a Tail Gate BBQ and with lots of beer and Brats.

Knock knock...anyone home? #112

Meanwhile on the Klingon Bird of Prey, Bill is getting frisky and Hillary is be side her self.  She had checked the script yesterday and there was no mention of Vipers and X-Wing fighter riding shot gun for the Enterprise.  Now what ya gonna do Hillary?

So now Darth Vader and the cancerous pirates are joining forces with Hillary and Bill in their quest for universe domination.  

Now.... I know I sent an Email to Hillary last week about the plot change and that Darth Vader and the Donald would be arriving.  She really ought to read those Emails of hers.

First Mate Bill Clinton. #111

While I was in the hospital the last week and half, Captain Kirk retired .  I have replaced Captain James T Kirk with good fried and the other grand pa to our grand kids.  His name is Brad Harrah and he and his lovely wife in real life live in Grand Junction Colorado.  
After being shot at by a Klingon Bird of Prey Space craft the legendary leader of the Bird of Prey wants to Parley with Captain Harrah.

                             Good old Bill.

Wakey, wakey...scum bag humans! #110

What if the Milanial Falcon was involved with a Klingon Bird of Prey in combat?

I bet the guys on the Milanial Falcon will need to change their undies after this.

Bear with me a couple more days as it is hard to think funny gags while all these people are poking & prodding me all day long.  

Honey. BUNNY. #109

A little bit of political hocus pocus.

I am on the home stretch

Right now it feels like like another day of sitting in this hospital room staring at the four walls waiting and waiting for them to come and take me to that test to see if I am leaking.  In the mean time I will be drawing silly pictures to r take my mind off the once again dropped through the bureaucratic cracks.

 

Good to be alive.

Even if one has lots of tubes coming oout of one's body and in spite of the mental discomfort can still breath & having a real future to look forward to.....life is still good.