Doing a Tom Hanks. #261

The moral to this cartoon is don't get drunk in public, especially when Tom Hanks is in the same bar.

"Surprise suprise," Gomer Pile. #260

Captain Harrah of the Enterprise has a fool proof gaurentee that the Ghost Busters will fullfill their obligation...me.

 J

As soon as all all the "Ghosts" are trapped the Ghost Busters will return to their normal human form.

Captain Harrah meets the Ghost Busters. #259

The Ghost Busters arrive on board the Star Ship Enterprise.  In the coming days don't be alarmed in the transformation of Bill Murray and company.

You may wonder why Bill Murray hates rodents.. if you saw Caddy Shack and Ground Hog Day you will understsnd.

Intervention. # 258

I am posting this in our camper trailer at a KOA camp ground..WIFI while "camping", what next cable hook up for television?  Anyway, today we join Captain Harrah as he seeks suggestions to deal with the mischief  spriris.

Old cliche #257

The ghosts have invade the star ship Enterprise.  What can the crew do to combat these spirits?

Not a believer #256

I wonder what it will take to make Captain Harrah of the Enterprise to actually believe that ghosts have invaded his ship?

"Dave's not here."  is from a Cheech and Chong comedy routine.

I wanted to use the boiler from Nightmare on Elm Street but could not find one on Google.  

We are wounded!!! #255

The following an explanation of why the ghosts are invading the Enterprise space craft.  This is per Arkady, Viper pilot and long time viewer of these cartoons.

"During Comic Con, someone left on board of the Star Ship  Enterprise a Magical amulet which opens a portal into another dimension.  George's omnipresent kids put their sticky hands on that amulet ...and accidentally activated it, thus letting ghosts into our world or dimension and into the space ship." 
 per Arkady Gurdsky of Moldova.
Sounds logical to me.

                                      It looks like Kree is about to 
                          get slimed big time.

    That is a great question, if you have been slimed by ghost do you rank a purple heart.  I don't think that is covered by the Marine Corps.Knowing how the Army gives out metals for stubbing your toe, they probably have a special green heart for being slimed.

         When ya been slimed....who ya gonna call?

Heading home #254

Our fly boys are heading back to home base, having not found any intelligent life form on the planet Earth.

 BTW, another change to the Vipers,

 I mounted side review mirrors and roll up windows.

       When ya been SLIMED,
        who ya gonna call?  

A little learning would help #253

Well it looks like the fly boys did not find any intelligent life form on the planet Earth.
Maybe what they were looking for was there right in front of their nose.  Tourists often times compare what they are looking at with what is "Back Home",  I have done this my self. Instead of enjoying what I was seeing I was comparing those mountains in front of me to our Rocky Mountains of Colorado.

Greetings space aliens #252

Could this be the best or most intelligent life form the three Viper Pilots are going to find in Denver?

I am sure there has to be a higher life form in Denver...let that one sink in for a minute.

Who is that short squatty stranger? #251

The fly boys from the Star Trek Enterprise are still in search of intelligent life form on the planet Earth.  They have landed in a park on the east side of down town Denver, Colorado.

So, who is that short squatty, mouse in red shorts any way?  The years have not easy for this rodent but why would he be in Denver of all places?

On the road again #250

How about that this is page 250 of this never ending story.

Today we join Dicky and SMithers, prairie dog guards in their fox hole on the out skirts of the prairie dog town just south of North Park, Colorado.

My guess is that Smithers won't believe the fact that our three Vipers just flew at flower top elevation over Dicky
on their way to find some intelligent life form in the city of Denver, Colorado.  When I think about it those Viper space jet fighters don't actually look like UFOs.

Next stop, the "big city" of Denver.  Maybe there will be some intelligent life form in Denver....think about that for a moment...Denver, the pot head capital of America.
                  FAR OUT MAN......

In search of the wild game #249

Today we find Dan, Arkady and Fred our Viper pilots, on the ground in search of intelligent life and or wild & dangerous critters.

Size does matter. #248

Yesterday, I was out in the back yard where we have our prop department and came across the shrinking machine they used in the movie, Honey I shrunk the kids, and checked it to see if it was still working and sure enough it is still in working order.  The down side is that we can't find my assistant Bill now.

              Zapping the first Viper and pilot to shrink

I forgot to mention that just Dan, Arkady & Fred were shrunk.  There is a warning label on the shrinkage machine about how women have terrible side affects when they are shrunk.  Apparently shrinkage has no affect on males, they have been dealing with that problem all their life.

Tomorrow we find out if there is any wild critters to contend with on Earth

It's a big world out there #247

Bill told me this was a good idea, but knowing all the dumb he has come up with I kinda sorta doubt it.  But it could work, only time will tell.

        

               The good thing is that no one is a red shirt.

Tomorrow it is:  Captain....we shrunk the kids!  What could go wrong here?

This is just for science. #246

The purpose of this mission is to find out if there is indeed intelligent life form on the planet surface of the Earth.  The Star Ship is located over an area called North Park and the landscape seems devoid of any life form.  

 I am sure Dewey the fly fisherman, will be quit happy 
he now has a brand new F.A.R.S.E. (Federated Alliance Rodent Space Exploration)tracking tag in his ear.  At least they did not prob him.

Going where no rat should ever go #245

For the past two weeks I have been dealing with really strange spasms and nerve pain in my legs.  It is pretty hard to draw pictures while your legs are bouncing all over the place.  This morning, the spasms were gone and once again I can get back to drawing cartoons...good or bad.

While I was away, Santa came and picked up his lost Jackalopes and the Star Ship Enterprise is once again on a new adventure.  They are going where no rat should ever go to.  

YES BOYS AND GIRLS, I HAVE BROUGHT MISTER SPOCK BACK FROM THE GRAVE.  WHAT WOULD STAR TREK BE WITH NO SPOCK?

TOMORROW WE ATTEMPT TO FIND OUT IF THERE IS INDEED INTELLIGENT LIFE FORM ON THIS PLANET WE CALL EARTH...WHILE WE ARE AT IT KEEP IN MIND THAT SIZE DOES MATTER.