He is now swimming with the fishies.

So many old sayings to test out and so little time.  If you light a cat's tale on fire will it be able to run fast enough to make the fire go out?  If you throw a hampster against a brick wall enough times, will the wall eventually fall over?
Again, this is part of my fun little mental game of "WHAT IF".
Try it, you may find it will bring a little smile to your face and the fun part will be all those around you will wonder, " What is wrong with that crazy person over there in the corner with the demented smile on his face?"

 

Oh look!  The Grumpy kitty now has some friends to keep him company.

Historical fact( sort of)

I love those little known historical facts we never learned in school.  Like according to recent animated movies about the Vikings (How to Train Your Dragon) The old Vikings had Scottish accents and their teenage kids all sounded like they came from California.  In the BBC television show I Claudius, the Romans all spoke with an English accent and Jon Luke Piccard was a Roman centenarian before he took over as commander of the Enterprise in Star Trek the Next Generation. 
There is an old saying that History is written by the victors of the wars. And depending on what time in history a book or movie is made depends on how groups of people are viewed in the work of fiction. 
About 40 years ago Mad magazine did a funny look at the differences of WWII war movies made during the war and after.  One has to wonder how historians will paint our current events 100 years from now. 
In the mean time we can reinvent history and tweak the times like in the movie The Inglourious Bastards.
What If?  One of my favorite ways to play the mind games when I am in a down time like in a doctors waiting room.  What if someone had killed Hitler in 1925, What if the Write Brothers tweaked their design and came up with a different design and it did not work, what if...what if what if...It goes on forever and is really amazing what plots you can come up with and is a fun way to spend time when you are wasting time.

Pricilla Warror Princess

 Doing some illustrations for my wife who has written a little book for her 3rd grade class.  This is what the little female warrior prairie dog looks like when I start and the bottom one is what she looks like in color. 
Going from drawing on paper to drawing with a mouse and lap top is a big jump for an old guy like me and hopefully as I do more and more of this stuff they will get better.

Bang pop...

What is funny to one person is not always funny to the other, it all depends on what side of the door you are on or if you are popping the paper bag.  Charlie Sheen

More Photo Bombs

 My wife and I are both under the weather and as such
 I have no one to take care of me and my achy body...After all isn't that the reason us guys get married?
As such I failed to produce anything but a dent on the couch yesterday feeling sorry for myself and nothing else. 

So today I produced two cartoons.  Actually they are actually the same cartoon as the one I posted on Sunday with a tweak here and there and is still the same basic lame gag.  Tomorrow I should be back to my perky self and will actually produce some thing new and different for a change.

BTW..... the woman is the former Maggie Simpson who is all grown up and is now on around the world honeymoon with her brand new husband Kenny Cotopaxi (last seen in episodes of South Park.) They are living off residuals from all the big bucks they made on those two dippy TV shows over the years.  They also have had extensive drug and mental issues concerning the fact that they were both drug induced during their childhood years by the television producers in Hollywood.  They are now happy and both have restraining orders against their parents and anyone who has anything to do with any television program.  We wish them all the best and hope that when they are done with their trip they will finish the tell all book they have been writing together.

Foto Bombs

Number one of many photo bombs I plan on doing over the next few months..... BTW this is how Maggie Simpson will look like when she is full grown up.

What is your normal world?

The idea here is that we each view the world in our own little twisted way.  What seems normal to a blonde chick from Beverly Hills California, will not be the same normal as some black kid living in Harare. Zimbabwe. 
Just because we may be able to translate Spanish into English does not mean we would ever be able to comprehend the between the lines message by the other speaker.
There are many people in America for instance who seem to think there is no difference between men and women and yet many times even husbands often times can not understand when his wife is in the mood for a little hanky panky or a roll in the hay or a little "Abota Bing Abota Boom"