BAD HAIR DAY.

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The inspiration for his cartoon came to me 

when I looked at my self in the mirror 

and my beard was going straight out

 to the side. 

GRAND DAUGHTERS

Teaching the grand daughter the most important part of ice fishing...patience 
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Ole and Sven grabbed their poles and headed out to do some ice fishing. As they were auguring a hole in the ice they heard a loud voice from above say, "There are no fish under the ice."

Ole an Sven moved about 25 feet over and started to make another hole. The voice said a little stronger, " There are no fish under the ice."

They both looked around and then looked up. Ole said in a humble voice, "Are you God?"

The voice spoke back, "No ya idiots! I'm the ice rink attendant."

Tacky Christmas Decorations

 A great tree topper for the Tacky Trekkie.

 Just the thing to put in your front yard

This is what our Christmas tree looks like.

    Define Tacky.

Winter golfing

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Let be known, I am not a golfer.

I am just amazed that some guys will actually play golf when there is 6 inches of snow covering the links.  

Golf & fly fishing are more than a sport to these people, they are more than a religion.... they are a life style I will never understand.  

In the winter they go as far as using orange golf balls

 One nice thing about winter golf, no water hazards and the sand traps fill up with snow that turns to ice.

Onward ever onward

 

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3 ladies out playing golf.  One hits a wayward ball and screams four.  Unfortunately, the ball hits a group of men.  One of the men immediately bends down screaming in pain and clutching both hands in  his groin.   Feeling bad the guilty lady runs over to him.  "I am a physical therapist allow me to help" she says.   Gently removing both his hands she inserts her hand down his trousers and begins to massage his private parts.  "how does that feel, better?" she asks. He replies "sweetheart it feels great! but I think my thumb is still broken!!"

Second thoughts

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Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert? 

A: Lost! 

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A penguin goes into a bar…

…and goes up to the bartender and says "I can’t find my dad. Have you seen him?"

And the bartender says "I don’t know, what’s he look like?"

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 A dog limps into a bar looking for the man who shot his Pa.

Ring Ring!