Ruth smiting #327

Some times even our good conscience runs a little out control.

kowabunga #326

My wife Ruth, plays the part of the Good Conscience trainer.  Down side is that some times she has flash backs of her life as a Viking warrior queen.

 Today is such a day.

                        To be continued

We have color #325

Well, once again we have color in the cartoons.  We just have to twerk the tint adjustment knob.  It might help if we also put aluminum foil around the rabbit ears.  I meant to say TWEEK, but spell check changed to twerk.

The Axis gathering #324

Back at the Trump FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, the bad nefarious evil doers are gathering in strength to take on the combined forces OF F.A.R.S.E. (FEDERATED ALLIANCE OF RODENT SPACE EXPLORATION) AND THE REBEL ALLIANCE as well as the forces of the Battle Star Gallactica.  If this begins to sound a tad bit like the movie Blazing Saddles it is just by chance I would never replicate a western movie and put it in outer space, even though George Lucas did with Star Wars.  Well, maybe just a little bit.

 I SEE KHAN HAS GONE OVER TO THE DARK SIDE.

Not all that is shiny is gold #323

Meanwhile at the Trump FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, the colorless virus is creeping up the walls of the Trump tower.  Al Gorp has declared the crisis is caused by global warming and Fox news says that is impossible since the crisis is not located on Earth.. Rash Limbo says Al Gorp is a big ninny and gave him a raspberry on the air and Al Gorp called Rash Limbo a big pooh pooh head and a reactionary that should be shut down. He made those comments on his own radio show heard by 10 people.

Does Bill Clinton still what to do?

The real crisis #322

Different people react differently to a crisis. 
 
 1. How to get rid of nuclear waste:
Sending nuclear waste into the sun is expensive, because of the amount of energy expended in getting it out of Earth's gravity well, which is most
probably more energy than was obtained from the fuel in the first place.
The best way to get rid of nuclear waste is to put it on the government surplus list. People will bid on anything if they think they are gettinga good deal. And as for the damage it will cause, frankly do you really
care what happens to people stupid enough to buy something that is clearly marked "Hazardous Nuclear Waste?"

 

A kinda sorta crisis #321

One might say this is a man made crisis and is not quite a crisis of biblical proportions...but imagine if you will, if your world suddenly went colorless.

Actually, I only have about 20 shades of grey..

Tomorrow we continue with our man made crisis, for one thing there would be a stop on colorful talk and jokes.