Happy Earth Day & be happy you ain't no elephant.

Elephants jokes were the rage when I was a mere tad pole in the big scum laden pond we call life.  They are big, slow and usually gentle critters and apparently very painful if they sit on your chest when you have Asthma.  So if you do have Asthma I guess it is best not to take a nap on a couch with an elephant sitting on your chest.

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