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PETA says that today's turkeys are being bred to have such large
breasts, they're dying of heart attacks. I don't want to be insensitive,
but that's still better than getting your head chopped off.
Jay Leno
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This year Thanksgiving and the first day of Hanukkah are on the same
day. I'm no theologian, but I think what that means is eight days of
leftovers.
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