Jedi Boot Camp #180

I know there is no such thing as a Jedi Boot camp but there ought to be at least one.  I know of lots of guys who would love to go to that camp for about ten weeks.  Any way, in my universe I am creating here there is a Jedi boot camp on the Star Ship Enterprise.  The head master is Raymond, the enforcer is Obee Juan (Clint Eastwood) and the drill instructor is non other than George T Ratt.  
For this farce, imagine George the drill instructor, has taken on the personality of Barney Fife. 
We open this segment with a really short speech by Captain Brad Harrah of the Enterprise.

George is going to have a good time with these three wise guys.  

Barney Fife