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Q: Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change colour?
A: He had a reptile dysfunction
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Q: When does a lizard go "moo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
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The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a lizard walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the lizard's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the lizard. "Your name is written inside the cover."
Syrian rebels during a lull in the fighting.
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