Getting all pretty like.

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"Today, President Obama announced that he's giving all federal employees Christmas Eve off. And when Joe Biden heard that he was like, 'But not Santa, right?'" 

-Jimmy Fallon 

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"The Obamas have decorated the White House with 54 Christmas trees. It's all part of their 'For the last time, we're not Muslim' campaign."

 –Conan O'Brien

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"Christmas is just around the corner. It's just under two weeks away, and today Santa released 10 years of tax returns." 

-David Letterman

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"A new poll revealed that 44 percent of Americans think Santa is a Democrat and 28 percent believe he is a Republican. And the other 28 percent said to please stop bothering me with stupid questions. " 

–Jimmy Kimmel

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While Pope Francis was visiting a children's center, a young boy snatched the Pope's hat off. And because of a little-known Vatican law, that boy is now the new Pope — Pope Timmy.