Ah Vant to Suck Your Blood!

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Why did Dracula drive on the motorway?
- Someone told him it was a main artery!

Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula   

Q: What does a vampire fear most?

• A: Tooth decay 
• Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
  A: At a blood bank
• Q: What does a baby bat say before going to bed?
  A: Turn on the dark. I'm afraid of the light!
• Q: What is Transylvania?
  A: Dracula's terror-tory
• Q: Where does Dracula water ski?
  A: On Lake Erie
• Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
  A: By blood vessels.