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Already had the top cartoon done and woke up this morning with the bottom toon stuck in my noggin...so why not?
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"The New York Times had to issue a correction after an article referred to
Dick Cheney as president of the United States.
The Times apologized to Dick Cheney and changed his title to
'former president of the United States.'"
–Conan O'Brien
"Mike Tyson was in Canada yesterday and actually met up with
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. Of course, it got weird when someone yelled,
'Loved you in 'The Hangover!'' and they both said, 'Thanks!'"
–Jimmy Fallon
"Joe Biden will be in Baltimore this weekend to celebrate the 200th anniversary of
'The Star-Spangled Banner.' Yeah, 200 years —
or, roughly how long it takes today's pop singers to finish the national anthem."
–Jimmy Fallon
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"The New York Times had to issue a correction after an article referred to
Dick Cheney as president of the United States.
The Times apologized to Dick Cheney and changed his title to
'former president of the United States.'"
–Conan O'Brien
"Mike Tyson was in Canada yesterday and actually met up with
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. Of course, it got weird when someone yelled,
'Loved you in 'The Hangover!'' and they both said, 'Thanks!'"
–Jimmy Fallon
"Joe Biden will be in Baltimore this weekend to celebrate the 200th anniversary of
'The Star-Spangled Banner.' Yeah, 200 years —
or, roughly how long it takes today's pop singers to finish the national anthem."
–Jimmy Fallon
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