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"Mike Tyson was in Canada yesterday
and actually met up with Toronto
Mayor Rob Ford.
Of course, it got weird when someone yelled,
'Loved you
in 'The Hangover!''
and they both said, 'Thanks!'"
–Jimmy Fallon
"Yesterday Mike Tyson traveled to Toronto
and met with Mayor Rob Ford.
It was a meeting
between one of the most dangerous heavyweights ever
and
Mike Tyson."
–Seth Meyers
"Guess who we may be partnering with to fight ISIS.
None other than
Iran. Iran used to be our enemy back,
like, last week, but now we may be
upgrading
our relationship to frenemy."
–Jimmy Kimmel
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