Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Killing them softly or Smoke gets in your eyes.


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 WHAT’S the difference between a mother-in-law and a vulture?
The vulture waits until you’re dead before it eats your heart out.
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HOW many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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Do you know the punishment for bigamy? 
Two Mothers-in-law. 
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Fred and Rick were in a pub. Fred says to his mate, 
'My mother-in-law is an angel.'
Rick replies, 'You're lucky. Mine is still alive.'

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