"ALL HAIL GLORIOUS VLADIMIR PUTIN"
YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT THE TITLE OVER THE CARTOON SAYS...Путин,
ты мудак....
"Putin,
you're mudak!"
THE WORD "MUDAK CAN MEAN SEVERAL THINGS, LIKE
horse's
ass, asshole, dickhead, moron, motherfucker, turd, blockhead, shit ass,
simpleton. To me this does not seem very offensive but to a Russian it is what they call him behind his back. Ironically I asked my contact over there if the Russians ever called Joseph Stalin, Uncle Joe, and was informed that would be not very polite. That plus the term Uncle Joe would have no meaning in Russia. BTW the person who did coin the phrase "Uncle Joe" was Franky Roosevelt ( FDR).
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"President Obama went shopping at The Gap here in New York City. He
ended up buying a sweater for each of his daughters, and a workout
jacket for the first lady. You know, because whenever someone visits New
York the one souvenir people really want is something from The Gap."
–Jimmy Fallon
"It's been very tense between Russia and us recently. In fact, lawmakers
in Russia have started a petition to get the U.S. kicked out of this
year's World Cup. Or they could just take the easier route and wait
until we lose in the first round to literally any other country."
–Jimmy
Fallon
"New reports show that the Crimean vote to join Russia on Sunday did not
include an option for 'no.' There were only two boxes on the ballot, one
for 'yes,' and one for 'murder my family.'"
–Seth Meyers
"It looks like Obamacare will miss its enrollment goal of 7 million
people by March 31, as only 4 million have signed up so far. Republicans
haven't been this excited since the invention of khakis."
–Seth Meyers
"President Obama recently sent the Prime Minister of Canada two cases of
White House-brewed beer after losing a bet. Obama bet him that Justin
Bieber couldn’t get any douchier." –Conan O'Brien