Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Uncle Joe's Candy Store

Vladimir Putin as a school kid in a candy store
....can you really just eat one?

"Russian President Vladimir Putin is claiming Russia did not invade the Crimean peninsula. What are those guys, neighborhood watch? Mall cops?"
David Letterman
 "President Obama is steamed about this. He got Vladimir Putin on the phone and said, 'Hello, is this Adele Dazeem?'"
–David Letterman
 "Vladimir Putin is a goon, a stooge, and a thug. Not only did he invade Crimea, but he shut down 'meet-Russian-women.com.'" 
–David Letterman

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