Days later during an interview with People Magazine, Russian President Vladimir Putin was quoted as exclaiming, " I did not have sexual relations with that penguin!"
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What do penguins sing on a birthday?
........ Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
.......... Lost
A penguin walks into a store and asks the teller, "Do you have any grapes?"
"No." He replies. This same thing happens the next day. On the third day the teller replies,"
No, and if you come in asking for grapes again I will nail your flippers to the floor "
On the next the penguin walks in and asks," Got any nails? "No." Replies the teller.
"Got any grapes " The penguin asks
"No." He replies. This same thing happens the next day. On the third day the teller replies,"
No, and if you come in asking for grapes again I will nail your flippers to the floor "
On the next the penguin walks in and asks," Got any nails? "No." Replies the teller.
"Got any grapes " The penguin asks
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