Bear Wisdom

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? 

A rash of good luck. 

 I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home..

That may not be a big deal to you,

 but I've never driven a bus before.

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IRISH LIMERICKS

 There once was a young man named Justin
Who got caught by his mom when lustin'
While cybering with "hedgethorn"
and looking at hardcore porn
And his daddy gave him a good bustin'

There once was a young man named Sean,
Whose wish came from a sly leprechaun,
To be surrounded by dough,
Was what he wanted, so,
In six months he was born as a fawn. - See more at: http://www.irish-expressions.com/irish-limericks.html#sthash.YveKsF0N.dpuf

There once was a young man named Sean,
Whose wish came from a sly leprechaun,
To be surrounded by dough,
Was what he wanted, so,
In six months he was born as a fawn. - See more at: http://www.irish-expressions.com/irish-limericks.html#sthash.YveKsF0N.dpuf

 

To be surrounded by dough,
Was what he wanted, so,
In six months he was born as a fawn. - See more at: http://www.irish-expressions.com/irish-limericks.html#sthash.YveKsF0N.dpuf

There once was a young man named Sean,
Whose wish came from a sly leprechaun,
To be surrounded by dough,
Was what he wanted, so,
In six months he was born as a fawn. - See more at: http://www.irish-expressions.com/irish-limericks.html#sthash.YveKsF0N.dpuf

There once was a young man named Sean,
Whose wish came from a sly leprechaun,
To be surrounded by dough,
Was what he wanted, so,
In six months he was born as a fawn. - See more at: http://www.irish-expressions.com/irish-limericks.html#sthash.YveKsF0N.dpuf

“There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'

There was an Old Man of Vienna,
Who lived upon Tincture of Senna;
When that did not agree,
He took Camomile Tea,
That nasty Old Man of Vienna.

- See more at: http://www.irish-expressions.com/irish-limericks.html#sthash.YveKsF0N.dpuf

 

“There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'

There was an Old Man of Vienna,
Who lived upon Tincture of Senna;
When that did not agree,
He took Camomile Tea,
That nasty Old Man of Vienna.

- See more at: http://www.irish-expressions.com/irish-limericks.html#sthash.YveKsF0N.dpuf