Birds

          Hell not having any hands or arms at times like this.
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"A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs. And that's just selling lava lamps at Spencer's Gifts." –Jimmy Fallon

"The organizing committee for the 2016 Olympics in Rio just announced that 38 percent of the venues are completed. When asked if they'd be done in time for the Summer Games, Rio said, 'Wait – SUMMER games?'" –Jimmy Fallon