I got the inspiration for this at the Denver Zoo watching one of the zoo's Rhinoceros showing off for the humans.
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How do you spell rhinoce... rinocero...
rhinosera...
How would
you know if I spelt it right?
Why do rhinos have horns?
To tell
other animals to get out of the
way.
What do you call a rhino without a horn?
Quiet.
Can rhinos see well?
Ever seen a
rhino with specs?
What did the rhino say to Napoleon Bonaparte?
Nothing. Rhinos don't
speak French.
How can you tell that a rhinoceros has been in your
fridge?By the footprints in the custard.
Why do rhinos paint their feet yellow? So that they can hide upside-down in the custard.
Did you ever find a rhinoceros in your custard? No? Well, it must work.
How do you know there is a rhinoceros in the oven? You cannot shut the door.
How do you make a rhinoceros float? With two scoops of ice-cream, a bottle of cream soda, and a rhinoceros.
Why do rhinos paint their feet yellow? So that they can hide upside-down in the custard.
Did you ever find a rhinoceros in your custard? No? Well, it must work.
How do you know there is a rhinoceros in the oven? You cannot shut the door.
How do you make a rhinoceros float? With two scoops of ice-cream, a bottle of cream soda, and a rhinoceros.
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