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Oh those pesky wild critters....
"The World Cup has an official song.
The official anthem is 'We Will
Find a Way.'
It narrowly beat out the other contender,
'I Feel Someone's
Teeth in My Shoulder.'"
–Conan O'Brien
"During the World Cup, Uruguay is playing Italy
and one of their players
bites an Italian player.
How many of you folks have ever been bitten
by
a Uruguayan?"
–David Letterman
"FIFA, the world soccer governing body,
"FIFA, the world soccer governing body,
says the guy who did the biting
has to wear one of those dog cones
for the rest of the tournament."
–David Letterman
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