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Oh those pesky wild critters....

"The World Cup has an official song. 

The official anthem is 'We Will Find a Way.' 

It narrowly beat out the other contender, 

'I Feel Someone's Teeth in My Shoulder.'" 

–Conan O'Brien 

 "During the World Cup, Uruguay is playing Italy

 and one of their players bites an Italian player. 

How many of you folks have ever been bitten

 by a Uruguayan?"

 –David Letterman
"FIFA, the world soccer governing body, 

says the guy who did the biting

 has to wear one of those dog cones 

for the rest of the tournament." 

–David Letterman