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Late Night Jokes
"President Obama called German Chancellor Angela Merkel yesterday to
talk about improving relations
with our country after this latest spying
scandal.
Obama made her a pretty good offer.
He said, 'Look, we'll stop
spying if we can borrow your soccer team.'"
–Jimmy Fallon
"Speaking of Obama, yesterday Congressman Raul Labrador said that impeaching President Obama isn't a good idea,
"Speaking of Obama, yesterday Congressman Raul Labrador said that impeaching President Obama isn't a good idea,
because, quote, 'no one
wants President Joe Biden.' And that's when Biden realized why Obama
picked him as a running mate."
–Jimmy Fallon
"New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is in Iowa campaigning at a big cookout because this is what you do if you want to be president. He's out there all day telling people the hotdog line is closed for a traffic study."
"New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is in Iowa campaigning at a big cookout because this is what you do if you want to be president. He's out there all day telling people the hotdog line is closed for a traffic study."
–David Letterman
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