************************************************ BTW the local Grammar Nazi, (my wife)
want's to know why I capitalized Mower
...mostly to irritate her,
isn't that the job of husbands?
Q: What do you call a french guy in sandals?
A: Phillipe Phloppe.
Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: By sucking in their stomach
every time they see a bikini.
How hot is it?
the cows are giving evaporated milk.
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs
I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'
hot water now comes out of both taps.
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
The chickens are lying hard boiled eggs.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
You can say 113 degrees without fainting.
Satan decided to take the day off.
The four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot and ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
your dream house is any house in Alaska.
You can make instant sun tea.
The trees are whistling for dogs.
Your car overheats before you drive it.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
You start blaming Al Gore because it is so freaking hot.
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