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Have you ever watched a cat wash it's self?
At the same time keep in mind where that tongue has been
when you let that cat lick you in the face.
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Q. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning herself?
A. She’s smoking a cigarette.
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?
A: A terrified postman!
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens
A: a meowntain
Q: When is a lion not a lion?
A: When he turns into his cage!
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