Sunday, December 14, 2014

Joe Ice Skater

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Milo's hero is Snoopy and today he is trying out 
what Snoopy loved to do, ice skating.
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"Time magazine has named 'Ebola Fighters' 
the 2014 Person of the Year. 
The Ebola fighters said they were honored to be chosen
 and look forward to the ceremony. 
Then Time said, 'Oh no, we'll just mail them to you.'"
 –Jimmy Fallon

"Facebook revealed that Ebola was the most

 popular Facebook topic
 in the U.S. this year, with the World Cup coming in sixth. 
So welcome to America, where even 
Ebola is more popular than soccer." 
–Jimmy Fallon

"President Obama was talking about the new report on 

CIA interrogation techniques and praised 
our country’s ability to quote,
 'face our imperfections, make changes, and do better.' 
Which sounds less like a speech on torture and more
 like the comments on a kindergartner's report card."
 –Jimmy Fallon

"Jeb Bush’s brother Neil said that their mother

 has 'come around' 
to the idea of Jeb running for
 president in 2016.
Because if there's anything that says
 you're qualified to be president, 
it's your own mom saying, 'I guess you could do it.'"
 –Jimmy Fallon

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