Milo's hero is Snoopy and today he is trying out
what Snoopy loved to do, ice skating.
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"Time magazine has named 'Ebola Fighters'
the 2014 Person of the Year.
The Ebola fighters said they were honored to be chosen
and look forward to the ceremony.
Then Time said, 'Oh no, we'll just mail them to you.'"
–Jimmy Fallon
"Facebook revealed that Ebola was the most
popular Facebook topic
in the U.S. this year, with the World Cup coming in sixth.
So welcome to America, where even
Ebola is more popular than soccer."
–Jimmy Fallon
"President Obama was talking about the new report on
CIA interrogation techniques and praised
our country’s ability to quote,
'face our imperfections, make changes, and do better.'
Which sounds less like a speech on torture and more
like the comments on a kindergartner's report card."
–Jimmy Fallon
"Jeb Bush’s brother Neil said that their mother
has 'come around'
to the idea of Jeb running for
president in 2016.
Because if there's anything that says
you're qualified to be president,
it's your own mom saying, 'I guess you could do it.'"
–Jimmy Fallon
"Time magazine has named 'Ebola Fighters'
the 2014 Person of the Year.
The Ebola fighters said they were honored to be chosen
and look forward to the ceremony.
Then Time said, 'Oh no, we'll just mail them to you.'"
–Jimmy Fallon
"Facebook revealed that Ebola was the most
popular Facebook topic
in the U.S. this year, with the World Cup coming in sixth.
So welcome to America, where even
Ebola is more popular than soccer."
–Jimmy Fallon
"President Obama was talking about the new report on
CIA interrogation techniques and praised
our country’s ability to quote,
'face our imperfections, make changes, and do better.'
Which sounds less like a speech on torture and more
like the comments on a kindergartner's report card."
–Jimmy Fallon
"Jeb Bush’s brother Neil said that their mother
has 'come around'
to the idea of Jeb running for
president in 2016.
Because if there's anything that says
you're qualified to be president,
it's your own mom saying, 'I guess you could do it.'"
–Jimmy Fallon
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