A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to
go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants
the pea soup instead.
"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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A baby tortoise was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a
deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high
branch and walked along to the end.
He turned and spread all four and launched himself off the branch.On landing at the bottom in a pile of soft, dead leaves, he shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of the tree and with a sigh started to climb. About an hour later, he again reached the very high branch, walked along, turned, spread all four and flung himself off the branch. Again, he landed on the bottom, shook himself off, went to the bottom of the tree, sighed and started climbing Watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two little birds.
He turned and spread all four and launched himself off the branch.On landing at the bottom in a pile of soft, dead leaves, he shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of the tree and with a sigh started to climb. About an hour later, he again reached the very high branch, walked along, turned, spread all four and flung himself off the branch. Again, he landed on the bottom, shook himself off, went to the bottom of the tree, sighed and started climbing Watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two little birds.
Mommy bird turned to Daddy bird and said, "Don't you think it's time we told him he was adopted?"
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